when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Randomize