well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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