Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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