I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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