There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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