My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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