Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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