My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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