I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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