Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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