I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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