im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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