What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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