I'm so fucking centered right now
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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