you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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