My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The beers last night were like the tears from god
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
