i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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