The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
