East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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