She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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