So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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