How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
