I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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