Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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