I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
soo... how was my night?
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