what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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