Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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