You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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