Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
