ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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