New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
tell me about the fingering
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