is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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