it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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