come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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