My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
