I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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