have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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