I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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