fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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