I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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