why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
