Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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