I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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