used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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