So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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