Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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