I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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