he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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