dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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