fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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