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• (917): View more from New York City

  we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.

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• (831): View more from California

  So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.

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• (951): View more from California

  ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP

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  Have fun and good luck.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.

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