: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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