just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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