It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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