Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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