I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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