is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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