I must be too annoying 4 u.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
bring money and cleavage
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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