P.S. I can't hear my feet
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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