Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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